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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via j-aime-le-son-de-votre-voix)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via yipes)

johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die

(via cmunnyy)

Why does nobody ask me anything?  Am I too ugly?!? Is that the reason?!?

describe me the way an author would in a book

(Source: amyandrorywilliams, via accio-chanel)

meladoodle:

jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

image

can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

im stressed because the ‘0’ implies that tits-clits-and-taylor-swift was already taken

(via y-r-u-so-obsessed-with-me)

dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

(via y-r-u-so-obsessed-with-me)

lindsaylohoean:

can cute couples not do this thing called exist

(via waitingfornewyorkcity)

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

(Source: covocal, via alrightbabe)

beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

(via laurenlovesoreos)

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain, via y-r-u-so-obsessed-with-me)

Florida whether is so crazy, like you get all seasons in a week.

clamjob:

i honestly dont know why i look forward to summer vacation so much literally all i do is listen to music and cry

(Source: honchcrow, via y-r-u-so-obsessed-with-me)