Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die
Why does nobody ask me anything? Am I too ugly?!? Is that the reason?!?
are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke
can’t handle these.
your url is making me nervous
im stressed because the ‘0’ implies that tits-clits-and-taylor-swift was already taken
the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me
if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
Florida whether is so crazy, like you get all seasons in a week.
i honestly dont know why i look forward to summer vacation so much literally all i do is listen to music and cry